These Crackers Fall For The Dumbest Explanations! Everybody knows that brothers have a “thing” for white girls. Unfortunately, not all cracker-ass white chicks feel the same way about us! Sure there's lots that think we're all sexy and smooth and shit, but there's still too many redneck prissy bitches out there that wouldn't be caught dead with a black man! And since I like 'em hard-to-get, these are precisely the bitches I target! Wanna know how I do it?